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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:39am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:54am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:52am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:04am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:26am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:34am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:59pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:47pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 7:45pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 8:56pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:01pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:38am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:21am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:19am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:34pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 5:28pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:03am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:41pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:21pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:02am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:29pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 10:55am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:27pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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