Recent reviews by JΛDΞRSXD 🐻

Bitta fun for at least 5 mins

Quincy said "Nothing gets past my bow" Something did. 0/10

i got a story
you drop in a town
you get a wingman
you kill your self because
no one uses the wing man

I AM LEVEL 10 NOW! 6/11/2023

I AM GLOBAL NOW! 20/4/2022

---{ Graphics }---
☐ Minecraft with RTX on
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Skyrim
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehhhhh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ TeamFortress 2 Pyro
☐ Easy
☐ Fun Challenge
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Hard to learn / Impossible to master
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
☑ Earning money in GTA 5

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying (Network issues)
☑ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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