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-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way We Was
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
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"I'm not a god, I was misquoted."
-- Lister, Red Dwarf
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The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in
automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
-- Art Buchwald
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FORCE YOURSELF TO RELAX!
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"We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of
annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn
and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from
being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented."
-- Albert Einstein, Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, September 1948
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