I'm pretty sure my roommate is the mysterious hacker known as 4chan, and I'm pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scared
>be me yesterday
>class ended early so I head home
>get home early and walk to my room
>hear roommate in his room talking loudly
>he must not know I'm home
>probably just singing to his music or something
>listen a little longer and realize he isn't singing
>says some weird computer stuff
>"I'll make a GUI using Visual Basic to trace their IP"
>♥♥♥♥ sounds foreign to me but I know it can't be good
>bust into his room and am shocked
>he has his back turned to me so I can see his computer
>he's typing really fast in green words on an all black background
>oh♥♥♥♥whatdoesthatmean.filename
>see in big letter at the top of the screen "hack_celebrity_pictures.exe"
>oh no
>he turns around and looks at me
>I can only see his eyes and mouth through his ski mask
>ohshitthisisbad.jaypeg
>he yells "GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT"
>slam his door and rush into my room
>lock the door so he can't get to me
>remember I have a computer in my room
>he could probably hack that into to get to me
>throw it out the window
I'm posting this on my laptop right now. I think I'm safe using this because it has something called AVG which basically makes it hacker proof. I'm really scared right now. He's really good with computers and I'm afraid he might find a way to hack the lock on my door