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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 9:42pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 10:21pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2017 @ 10:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 7:40pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 10:11pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 7:46pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2017 @ 2:29pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 7:13pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 9:32pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:07pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 9:31pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2017 @ 12:49am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 8:50pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 1:33pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 11:48am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 12:39pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 12:03pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2017 @ 7:43pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 10:17pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2017 @ 1:45pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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