After a few months after we met I developed a crush on you since your voice, energy, and personality had a really unique combination.
Nothing super crazy but I had a special appreciation for it and was always intrigued by you since we were so close back then in the good ole overwatch days. And then a couple more years later we matured, started beginning our lives, and I still held a deep respect and appreciation for you so I didn't want to make things weird or disturb the positive energy that we had in our history, but I started liking you a little more since you matched my maturity and became more casual of a person and I started masturbating to you frequently to the point where my balls expanded from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 8-10 times a night and my ♥♥♥♥ got bigger over time.
Really insane and not something i would really say to someone but i figured id wait to tell you until sometime when you were single, something about you is just naturally enamoring

weirdo

uhh.. nothing? stop talking about my ass?

what's upyourass?

man it smells like upyourass in here

either you die a certified lover boy or release so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rap albums you become a certified boy lover ...