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I love you and so does Eric

I fuggin love you dweeb.

nice profile (This is to get a badge which requires me to comment on someone's profile)

send nudes
!!!!!!!!!!!!! not gay tho

Same

vvv I'd smash

14 btw, arrested.

plz send ♥♥♥

Im just a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a rocket launcher

♥♥♥♥ ketchup ♥♥♥♥♥♥, gimme some of that McDonalds honey mustard or sweet & sour sauce

yuck

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat a chicken nugget with some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ketchup next time ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll-up her sleeve.

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You left for cigarettes and never came back. Why is hasn't mommy moved in 4 days? Why does the whole room smell really bad, and is covered in gross red paint? Its not even fully painted, only in spatters? Daddy can you come home now?

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hey guys this sucks. I pulled an all nighter last night and around 6 in the morning I was snooping around the house and found my dads viagra and decided to take it and then jack off to porn. I had completely forgot i had a doctors appointment and my mom came to wake me up while i was jacking off in my room so i had to run over to the door and hold it shut, which took all my strength to hold that ♥♥♥♥♥ out. Now i was very arroused from watching porn and being disrupted in the middle of session. We get in the car and get to the doctors office and i go in and im in the room. Finally the doctor comes in (who looks about 80 years old). Anyways i lie down and as he fondles my testicles i get a raging boner and i almost instantly ♥♥♥ all over his hand and my self. I was so embarassed, i didnt know what to do and in an attempt to somehow cover it i said "hahaha sorry man i forgot to tell you im gay". At this point he just bert stared me and i just put my head down.

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

Love you babe

welp
I am legit commiting suicide wish me luck <3 all of you

Nah fam he's bae

No show scum.

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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