𝙸𝚏 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚎, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚝 ⓛⓔⓥⓔⓛ, ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓦⓗⓨ ⓘⓢⓝ'ⓣ ⓘⓣ ⓛⓞⓖⓘⓒⓐⓛ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓘⓝ ⓣⓗⓞⓢⓔ ⓕⓔⓦ ⓓⓐⓨⓢ ⓦⓞⓜⓔⓝ ⓑⓔⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓜⓞⓢⓣ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓦⓐⓨ ⓜⓔⓝ ⓑⓔⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓜⓞⓝⓣⓗ ⓛⓞⓝⓖ? Ⓖⓛⓞⓡⓘⓐ Ⓢⓣⓔⓘⓝⓗⓐⓜ

Love: the last of the serious diseases of childhood. "I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night." Sometimes love ain't nothing but a misunderstanding between two fools.
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.