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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:02am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:58am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:02am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:23am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:06am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:19am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:00am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:56am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:53am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:43am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:43pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:16am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:17am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:58am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:17am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:21am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:51am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 9:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 2:23am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 1:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:10am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:28am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:27am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 10:20am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:47am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 11:46am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:11am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:33pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:59am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:25pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 3:06am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:56am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:15am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:47am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:24am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:00am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:49am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:48am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:48am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:47am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 3:53am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:58am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 10:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:47am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:49am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 5:58am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 7:43am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 11:08am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:51am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:26am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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