So I work in an old building that was built in the 1950s. A quirk of the building is that the doors all open outward into the hallway. This results in a few people every week getting smacked by a door flying open as they are walking down the hall.

Well, today I was walking down the hallway when the door next to me flew open extremely fast and hard and I, instinctively Dead Hard IRL. I was ashamed I think it even looked like the Dead Hard animation. The worst part is that it worked and I avoided getting hit.

So, as a killer main. I apologize for all of the times I’ve complained about Dead Hard being a crutch perk because sometimes it can save you from a broken nose