megasan
Mega San   Damascus, Dimashq, Syrian Arab Republic
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Director of Acquisitions
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Since I got global my reflexes have become that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a gherkin on the floor but I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came through my front door. I then, in one smooth motion, took that pickle and flung it through the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes, blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial but my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.
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To be fair...
you have to have a very high IQ to understand CS2. The movement is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 5 man squad tactics most of the flashbangs will go over a typical gold nova's head. There's also GabeN's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the game's development- his lootbox philosophy draws heavily from mobile gacha developers, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the movement, to realise that it's not just part of the fundamentals, it says something deep about first person shooter games in general. As a consequence people who dislike CS2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in GabeN's refusal to develop "Half Life 3" which itself is a cryptic reference to his inability to count past 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as GabeN's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a 1337 Krew tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Pay for the prime upgrade kid 😎
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dmf 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am 
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪ I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother ☁
A Hardstyle Lamb 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:17pm 
Megasan for Commander!
Ghomie 23 May, 2021 @ 3:45pm 
ill ♥♥♥♥ on your chest if you want
Zeus 5 Jul, 2020 @ 10:47am 
-rep silver player +piece of Sh*it
76561198000229795 16 Mar, 2019 @ 5:44pm 
the only thing he is bad at is being good at everything
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salty 3 Aug, 2018 @ 1:34pm 
+rep told me he had a vagina