"Saving one dog won't change the world, but it will change the world for that one dog."

‎"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."

"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."


Apple Pie: If someone asks me what the opposite of serious is
Apple Pie: I'm replying with "Jass"

[6:59:32 PM] Pie: ♥♥♥♥♥
[6:59:39 PM] Pie: This book has a table of contents
[7:01:12 PM] Jass: ♥♥♥♥ the contents.
[7:01:14 PM] Jass: Sexually.
[7:01:17 PM] Jass: ...
[7:01:24 PM] Jass: ♥♥♥♥ someone on the table of contents?
[7:01:28 PM] Pie: ...
[7:01:29 PM] Pie: Yes
[7:01:36 PM] Jass: Sweet.

Dat (J)ass: ...How could I forget that?
Apple Pie: Yeah, who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?
Apple Pie: Jass would have listed that first
Apple Pie: You're a wannabe
Dat (J)ass: A Jass poser.
Dat (J)ass: Can you blame me for wanting to be her? She's so cooool.
Apple Pie: I'd ♥♥♥♥ her
Dat (J)ass: Me too.
Apple Pie: YEAH WELL
Apple Pie: I'D ♥♥♥♥ HER MORE D<
Dat (J)ass: I'D ♥♥♥♥ HER LONG TIME, OKAY?