Recent reviews by Herr von Ribbeck

Für meinen Geschmack ist die deutsche Übersetzung ein wenig zu Denglisch, aber Flipwitch hat einen großen Schritt gemacht in der Welt des "Erwachsenenspiels": es ist sogar ein Spiel. Eines Tages wird es normale sexuelle Beziehungen geben in Computerspielen. Höffentlich fallen wir nicht zurück zu Custer's revenge

Rock and stone!

Great client for more casual riichi matches, love the options for friendly matches such as yakitori and open riichi.
Could've done without the anime visuals but honestly if you're going to complain about these things just play tenhou.
Local yaku when????

For what is in essence a lesbian retelling of The little mermaid (Hans Christian Andersen or Disney version is up to you) Without a Voice manages to differ enough for it to be worth your time. The visuals look pretty and the poems at the start of each chapter do not feel forced even once. For the perfect price of free and under two hours to complete, there is barely an excuse not to read it.

This is literally the worst visual novel i have ever read, which is saying something.

The story is set in some post-apocalyptic world with a permanent state of war with neon light weapons where space marines still use FG-42s for some reason. Nation-states with original names such as "the empire" and "the union" battle for the ideal of brutally executing everyone who has done something even remotely wrong or punishing not even the worst mass murdering, necrophiliac arsonist alive, respectively. Nuance is truly the best point of the story.

"Characters" if you even wish to call them that are cardboard cutouts, both in terms of personality and their artwork. They do not sound the least bit intelligent, partly because of the awful formatting and spelling. Speech is often in all-caps ending with three or more exclamation marks. It is hilarious to me that two people are credited with "typo fixing" while so many spelling mistakes remain.

Plot points and character conflict are set up in about three sentences, and resolved the sentence afterward, like three years later in-universe (but that fact is an exercise for the reader to figure out). The story would probably benefit from a bit more time to flesh out, then again, it would mean you have to read even more of this agonizing tripe.

I would criticize specific characters, but i honestly can't remember them and i'm writing this right after reading.
Just go for a run around the neighborhood, it's far better for your health.

The best soda can story since 2007's Akikan!

Interessant spelconcept, maar een beetje slecht uitgevoerd, Yenk!

Forkdrift is honestly one of the best party games on steam right now. Friends with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pc? Doesn't matter as the game is small! Hours of gameplay as you explore all the different customization options! Surprise your friends with the most offensive nicknames as there are no filters whatsoever! Lobbies with up to eight people if you manage to find them! No match is alike as you innovate new ways of flanking your opponent through drifting, dropping from heights or just go for a head-on assault!

The graphics and physics give "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing" a run for its money, and it contains more controllable forklifts than Counter-Strike: Global Offensive and Dota 2 combined, which should give it a competitive edge over its competitors as a new eSport.

I cannot wait to see what the developers will add or tweak next, personally i hope for a new vehicle class such as an excavator or a bulldozer.

I unironically like this game

A First-Person shooter set in WW2 that doesn't have 12yrold's telling you what your mom did last night.