Intruder Alert! A RED

Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy is in the base!?
Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(Intro)
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mm-hmm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me... did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
...and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags - like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing... nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh..
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!

This Spy has already
breached our defenses...
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us...
Raus, raus!
Nein...
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious!
He's the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now...
Any second now...
See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood.
So, we still got problem...
Big problem...
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.