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Bland (yet really system-taxing) graphics, generic fonts, tons of bugs, horribly unbalanced, untuned, and unclear gameplay, yet there's still some fun to be had just getting in a car and running down a pack of raptors alone.

Pretty decent F2P shooter, mechanically similar to call of duty but with slower health regeneration and tons of customization options, and a lot of ways to get around the battlefield. Still pretty shallow though, but good for a fix if you don't own any CoD style games and TF2 isn't your cup of tea.

A video game short story unlike anything you've ever played. A rock-solid half hour of enjoyment for only 5 bucks. You don't get that value even from a hooker!

Looks beautiful, interesting mission variety, and tons of ways to get past any scenario. Missions are lenghty, open-ended and plentiful too. Only complaints are too many ammo pickups in some places and none in others, and some annoying scripting glitches (group escort not moving because one got stuck in a wall, mission not progressing until I reloaded and redid part of it) and lack of guidance in some areas (it took me a few dozen retries to figure out I was supposed to ditch the hovercraft to go with Eagle Team in Level 3, I was looking for a road past)

DINOSAURS. NAZIS. COMPIES WITH STICK GRENADES TAPED TO THEIR BACK. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOOOOOOWWWWWW?!?!

File this next to Rhythm Heaven as Games-You-Can-Tell-Someone-Is-A-Robot-If-They-Don't-Smile-Too.

A great strategy game for people who don't like strategy games. You'll be too busy laughing at the bizzare viginettes and ordering infantry and artillery squads and feeling like a real general in charge of an evacuation of a South American country in the midst of a zombie apocalypse you'll barely notice the tough-as-nails RTS covering it all.

Oh God! It's still moving! Ahhh! Quick! Shoot it in the head!!!

Just kidding. Fun platformer with a unique twist (sorry), being able to rotate the world around you 90 degrees at will. Interesting level designs (like bats that fly up that you need to get to fly into an iguana that eats you as you pass) add quirkiness, along with keeping the short levels from getting repetitive. A fun play for an afternoon or two.

This game really should come with a "do not try this at home" warning.
~12:02 PM ShadowDialga tweeted from Los Angeles County General Hospital

This game will literally make you shoot blood from your nostrils with sufficient energy to blast a few kindergartners off a sidewalk and into a bus