Recent reviews by The Protagonist

It's my childhood, but better

monke + bonk = bonke kong

Apes
together,
strong

Do you like Pokemon?
Do you like open worlds?
Do you like crafting?
Do you like slavery?
Do you like Elden Ring?

If yes, consider the following:

smash da punies

Do you like metal?
Do you like games?

Get this game, it's a solid metal game

KakaroooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Imma just jump straight to pro/con

Pro

premise is 11/10
typical FPS with crafting, if you're into that (I like it)
attractive atmosphere and design
fun to shoot Koreans

Cons
<60 fps constantly, a lot of the time it's <30
AI is literally AIDS. Like, really awful. For being in 2016, AI should be much better.
While the premise is 11/10, the delivery is heavily lacking in-game
very repetitive, and I only played 2 hours. 2 hours of the same ♥♥♥♥; while that's not much time, putting it into future perspective I don't want to have spent 70 buck to keep doing it
When the civilians rise up it's significantly more underwhelming than it should be. No epic riots, no gang fights, just some people hitting a dumpster with a bat, some jumping up and down. and over 50% of people just walking around like nothing is going on. They don't stand and fight any KPA, they just run away, making it all seem literally pointless

Overall 4/10, not what I hoped for.

An amazing game to continue an amazing plethora of games. From Demon Souls to Bloodborne, this game was everything and more than I wanted it to be.

The pros of DaS3

-truly amazing scenery and areas
-never a dull moment
-swift and punishing gameplay
-story of my dreams
-boss/enemy designs are amazing
-the throwbacks from previous games is gr8
-PvP is balanced by making invasions scale from +/- 10 levels as well as matching your top weapon upgrade
-matchmaking passwords make for ezpz lemon squez co-op with friends because it ignores the level requirements
-co-op still great, save for some bugs which will be in cons

Cons of DaS3:
-early bonfire bug pissed a lot of people off, and it was hella annoying
-some framerate drops, but in Dark Souls that's just how it is. They can lag pretty bad, but in my experience they've never actually been a hindrance to fighting
-quite a few bugs, but it's new and From is pretty good with patching it
-sometimes there's no co-op animations and your buds are in a standing pose just gliding around. More funny than anything


So in my biased opinion due to the immense lore behind these games, I give it 11/10


in my unbiased opinion putting together the pros/cons, I give it 9.5/10 easily.

I'm aware it's supposed to be innovative and un-forgiving, but the way the camera-character plays, while you can get used to it, feels and looks like drunken brawling. It preaches realism, but if you swung a sword like that at any point in time, you'd have your throat slit without the enemy having to even do the work; you'd cut yourself on their damn blade. The arena mode, however, is a good way to learn to play. Took me an hour to get used to it, but the main game isn't nearly as fun. 17.99 for about an hour of fun-ish game time? Nty

although a topless female character has no bra or clothing. So nipples/10