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So I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom the other night and she was really liking it, she came 4 times and I came at least a bucket, but when we were done something strange happened. My dad was railing my sister like usual but my dad apparently killed her this time. Whatever I guess

Dix out 4 Harambe

The first time I masturbated I was all alone with a Venus flytrap. And I said to myself: ''You know what, I want this Venus flytrap to become a Penis flytrap.'' And then I laughed at my hillarious and witty pun for several minutes. So after I laughed at my witty pun I asked the flytrap if it knew what was about to happen, but the flytrap was like: I can`t speak or think because I'm a plant and I was like: woah whatever thats cool bro. After that conversation I shoved my ♥♥♥♥ down to its throat and it started sucking on it and I was like yeah yeah oh this is a great idea. After several seconds I started regretting it and it started to hurt alot it was so awful.


And that was the story how my ♥♥♥♥ got bit off.

come on dawg