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Recent reviews by ⛧Invader⛧

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,125.3 hrs on record (1,019.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Valve, FIXT EURE DRECKSGAMES.
Früher waren games wie CsGo oder TF2 halbwegs gebalanced und hatten Spielspaß.
3 Gründe warum das heute anders ist (meiner Meinung nach)
1. GELD GELD GELD. Ob ekelhafte Crates mit hässlichen Skins, abgesehen vom Knife und den ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ofcourse weil viel Geld, oder Verarschungen wie Gloves oder Sprays. FÜR JEDEN SCHEIß WILL MAN UNSUMMEN EUROS SEHEN BEI CSGO.
2. Die Suchmechanik. Egal wann oder wo. Egal ob gut oder schlecht. Die Teammates SIND SCHEIßE und dumm. Jede der "verbesserten" Matchmakingverfahren bringen Hacker und Idioten im Game mit sich.
3. Valve. Gabe. Keine neuen Valve-Spiele.

Ich spiele es zwar noch aktiv, aber auch nur weil Fortnite einem die Freunde raubt.
UND JA Fortnite ist auch ein Drecksspiel!
EDIT: Die neue Lunacy MAp ist einfach scheiße, so wie Valve selber !
Posted 26 April, 2018. Last edited 23 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
SCHEI?E !!1211 1!!! "§"!>
Posted 26 January, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
48.5 hrs on record (46.1 hrs at review time)
Super DUpa Episch!!!11!1!!!
Posted 25 November, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 29 June, 2017.
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1,040.8 hrs on record (790.3 hrs at review time)
At least you still have Doublecross ....
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
After playing through the whole game I'm very pleased with this kind of experience.
This game has no action scenes nor it has shooter elemtents. There are no puzzle things or direct RPG options.

Its just you, a lookout in the wyoming wilderness searching for fire's to protect the wildlife.
Your backstory is a quite tragic one. You found a request for a lookout and took the job.
You arrive in the forest an hike to your new workplace, a watchtower ...

The rest is a tragic and mysterious but sometime also funny story with a luminous ending.
I wont say more, you have to find out on your own.

So now to the pros and cons for this game.

+Pro:
+ A very very good story (one of the best of the year for sure)
+ A big map with secrets everywhere
+ A overhelming good dialog with many options to choose from
+ Many texts and notes all across the map, underlining the story
+ Sweet jokes between the characters
+ The characters (All of them!)

-Cons
- Its short a short game
- Some lil' texture buggs
- Price-Gametime (But its still worth it!)

Conclusio:
The game is a diamant in the big treasure of games. A hard found but earned title. I ensure you, you will have one of the best experience in your gaming life. The story is gigantic and the dialog filled with never ending deep and good conversations.

!BUT! You have to like these tips of games. Your mainly talking with your coworker and interacting with the world. For all you hoped for crafting or fighting, your on the wrong shop site!

This game is a secret tip!
Posted 21 February, 2016. Last edited 21 February, 2016.
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16 people found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
The third part of Borderlands does the same as the other parts. Fun, Explosins, Death, Bandits, wild Animals, BOOM, Weapons, green WEAPONS, MORE WEAPONS ! ! !

The Story is a new one. This time you play on the side of Handsome Jack and you have to recapture his space station. More i wont say ;) 10/10 Story
The weapons are randomgeneratet again. You can also find OzKits, classmods, shields and more. But you get to often ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and your inventorys is full. 9/10 Loot
Again you have 4 new actors with brand new action skills . But this time you have new classes. Also you can change your look. 10/10 Actors

The full game is a really good game, like borderlands 1-2. With new story and actors and Lasers! you have a big bundle of joy, fun and play time. The price is justified for the content !

Mark : A (29/30Points) !

BORDERLANDS REVIEW
Posted 5 November, 2014.
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14 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
EXPENDABROS !!!!!
SHOOTING !
KILLING !
KNIFEING !
EXPLOSIVES !
ENEMYS !
G ! U N ! S !
AND !
BROS !

NOW DOWNLOAD IT !
Posted 5 October, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
51.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
+ Nice Story at the beginning, good surival Options and many shelters, traps and more . (APLHAVERSION !)

- Crafting is very hard and not very good, BUGS BUGS BUGS (ALPHAVERSION !)

Nice game and i hope they make many new features ! This VErsion now is bugged but very Funny to play !
Test it or wait but this will be one of the best Surivalgames that are out !

10/10 !
Posted 31 July, 2014.
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336.0 hrs on record (242.3 hrs at review time)
Good Game, good Memories.
Posted 31 March, 2014. Last edited 15 July, 2023.
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