ever heard of doom? yep i made that

Another expert game critic gracing us with their enlightened takes. Yes, clearly our team of ten people should have delivered a flawless masterpiece that caters exactly to your every whim. I assume you've personally spent years developing games, right? No? Just another whiny baby b*tch. Pathetic...

shouldn't you be developing your videogame right now
where's the car combat chop chop game dev

Are you okay when you cry because you didn’t see a AAA free game when you didn’t even spend 30 minutes in it? Bro, I’m already tired of talking to you, you can’t say anything sensible. Go to bed, go to work tomorrow, and then continue playing computer games. Someday you will make your own MAYBE, and then I will also leave you a very remarkable review:*

are you ok

Surprisingly, for some reason in 2 days of beta I had 1000+ players, some of whom spent more than 20 hours in the game, and not 10 minutes like you. Something to think about when you review a free game in Early Access <3