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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 4:59pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 5:04am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:33pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:59pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:11am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:59pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:54pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:47pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:47pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:51pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:07am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:51pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:56pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:56pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:56pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 4:43pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 4:11pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 5:10pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:26pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 4:41pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2013 @ 4:51am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 2:03am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 6:06am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:59pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:59pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:26am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2013 @ 10:33pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2013 @ 4:53am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:16am

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2013 @ 3:58am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:08am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2013 @ 3:38am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:38am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2013 @ 3:29pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 5:29am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 6:04am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:15am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2013 @ 12:17am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2013 @ 11:59pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2013 @ 1:36am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 2:30am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 2:45am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 2:39am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 6:11am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 3:14am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 4:41am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 9:18pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2013 @ 3:58pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2013 @ 4:01pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2013 @ 4:15pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2013 @ 4:44am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 9:20pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 9:21pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2013 @ 9:22pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 3:10am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:46pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:25am

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:25am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:53pm

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:28am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:28am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 6:01pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:37am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 2:50am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:06am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 3:10am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 3:19am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 3:24am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 5:15am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 4:09am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 17 May, 2016 @ 2:09am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:41pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 5:31pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2014 @ 3:19am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 4:20am

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 4:16am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:50am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:33pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:37pm

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:51am

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 5:51am



There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
1 / 6

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.