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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:10pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:35am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 5:42am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:02am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:53pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:12am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:05pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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