Recent reviews by Samwise Gamgee

Gameplay-loop is very addicting.
Can easily sunk hundred of hours to this game

Even a free game is better than 2 paid AAA FPS games.

Having suffered childhood PTSD from Bambi the movie, I've decided to write my own sequel for the film.

This time Bambi goes to space. After witnessing his mother death, he gained ability to +25% experience and is genetically modified to live a very long unnatural life.

First, he founded The Space Bambian Republic which welcomes all species as long as it is not humanoid in nature. Under his rule, the republic thrived and prospered beyond its border.

Fast forward 100 years, having pushed back the all-devouring swarm of foot fungus infection, kicked the Great Khan in the buttock with its mighty hooves, the bambian republic has became the beacon of the galaxy. That is, until two sleepy bois decided to wake up and start a total annihilation war with the humanoid forming a non-aligned federation. It was basically a space threesome at this point.

But the space bambis will have none of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Bambi The emperor himself will make them see the light, that or facing the wrath of his fleet of 4000 corvettes.

While the 3some war raged on, extra-dimensional horrors came knocking at the core worlds and the robo-bambis are about to rebel?! Even when facing the great threats, Bambi The emperor showed his resolve by shifting his focus into cracking some more federation egg, i mean planets. If cracking 1 egg is not enough, then 20 more will do.

After craking enough eggs to make a space omlette, the emperor turned his attention to hungry hobos from another dimension and the robo-bambis. Needless to say, there is nothing 4000 angry corvettes cant handle.

After coloring the galaxy and exterminating the ♥♥♥♥ out of humanoid federation, Bambi The Emperor ruled the galaxy for 10 more years, then withdrawned from the throne, changed his name to Sidious and founded the mysterious order called The Sith.

0/10 because i can not have more than one egg cracker. Need moar egg crackers

This game is garbage incarnated. The main story and character development, which is the soul of every FF games, is utterly nonsense. It is undoubtfully a rival to GoT season 8. Summoning system is the worst of all FF games, except for main story, every summon is pure rng-based. Please DO NOT BUY this game

Gun powder: Checked
Steel Faith: Checked
Elector Counts Summoned: Checked
EMPERROR KARL FRANZ: CHECKED CHECKED CHECKED

Me: Ok, let's try this new Total war game.
250 hours later...
Me: I need to see the sun

Good game with good story and gameplay.
Although the gameplay is similar to Dark Soul, the game still have the darksiders elements that we loved.

8/10

This is the best Civ game I have played until now. Civ VI is good but this one is da best

This is a piece of ♥♥♥♥. PLease dont buy it

This game has a very good story and character development, even for NPCs. But this doesn't outweight the painful of encounter-based combat and stupid formation movement (which will rekt you hard no matter what), not to mention the exhausting amount of loading scenes each time you travel. I bought this game a while ago, finished it, really love the story and characters's background story, but that doesn't enough.