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3 people found this review helpful
86.7 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 29 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
56.3 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 19 June, 2024.
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16 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

My thoughts after finishing the game:

This was a really extraordinary experience, at first I was pretty lost and when it kept going I also slowly became attached to the visuals and everything just kept going when you thought it was the end! and they did it really well.
The actual ending was really heartwarming and nice, the visuals and sound design in this game is absolutely breathtaking and it was just truly a great experience.

I'm glad I got to play this game and I hope others will enjoy it too!
Posted 25 March, 2022. Last edited 25 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
959.9 hrs on record (69.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 9 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
83.4 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
Severe lack of female companions👍
Posted 7 March, 2022.
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