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15 of 37 (41%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 1:36pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:57am

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:29am

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 1:13pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 12:11pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:28am

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 11:59am

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:26am

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 1:47pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:17am

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:54am

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 11:14am

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 1:52pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:34am

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 12:08pm



Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
11 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
19 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
81 / 500

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
65 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
5 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
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