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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 8:50am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 9:25am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:26am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 3:27am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 3:47am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:49am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 9:22am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:07pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:07pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 9:20am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 1:24pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 9:18am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:32am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:45am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:11am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 3:06am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:45am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 8:41am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:35am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:50am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2014 @ 11:38pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 9:26pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 11:35am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:40am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 4:59am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 4:56am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 9:18am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 5:18am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 9:43am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:40am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 8:47am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:34am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:28am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 9:54am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 8:34am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 5:11am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 11:12am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 10:09am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 12:47am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 12:40am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 6:45am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 5:25am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2014 @ 6:24am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 3:40am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:34pm



More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.