Custard where are you?

i sometimes wonder... if an egg was made of metal would it then be. actually i forgot what i was going to say... anyways i really like eggs because theyre so cute when u hold them in ur hands and cuddle them, sometimes they burst and youre just like OwO but obviously if the egg doesnt burst it can be super nice to cuddle while youre contemplating if eggicide is a good idea. at the end of the day its the end of the day and all u can do is swallow the egg and go on with ur life.

have a good day, sir, egg.

wat.

ur a good scammer

YOUR SICK D=

you suck at aiming