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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:19pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:18pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:36pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:35am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:46am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 5:19am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:54am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:15pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:35am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 9:46am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:04am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:52am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:38pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:09am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:38pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:11am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:13am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 5:48am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:32am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:25pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:30pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:52am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:16pm

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:49pm

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:42pm

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 5:36am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:45am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:50am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:20am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:42am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 22 Jan @ 5:47am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:11am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:29am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:14pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 4:30pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:00am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:35am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:04am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 5:43pm

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:39am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:37am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:50am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:58am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:51am

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:23am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:24am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:52am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 10:57am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:00pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:11pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:38pm

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 1:55pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:41pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:23am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:23am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:30am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:36am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:57pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 8:16pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:34pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:35pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:14am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 8:16am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:38am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:35am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:46am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:42pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:48pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 4:16pm



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
+5

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