That sucks. Uhh... okay? That was cool. That was sick. Yeah, obviously they're noobs. This guy expects like - everyone on the planet to be a Third Strike player. You don't seem too bright, but then again Thir- Third Strike players never really were. They were the most gormless stoners in the arcade. You know? So you can't expect oldschool Third Strike players to be - like - too bright, right? They're just gonna be like "THIS GUY'S A NOOOOB!", when it's the year 2018 and nobody's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ played this game, everyone is like twelve years old in the chatroom, and smoking reefer and this guy's like "THIS GUY'S A NOOB! HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BEAT CHICKEN WING ON WAKEUP!". Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, ♥♥♥♥♥. These are all twelve year olds, you moron. Of course they don't know! This is a Street Fighter V player. You know? Or a Street Fighter IV player - or - you know, something like that. Think everyone's gonna be a forty year old deadbeat dad like you? Come on, man. Leave the poor kid alone.

What a noooob! He doesn't know how to deal with chicken wing on wakeup! Leave the kid alone, man. How are you ever gonna get anyone to like Third Strike if you behave like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like that? Anyway, you're right though, this guy's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob, I'm gonna get rid of this scrub, right after this match. GET GOOD, KID! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT?! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH LOW PARRY?! YOU SCRUB! Are you serious? I'm just gonna turn this ♥♥♥♥ on. You're a scrub. If I were gonna listen to everyone in the chatroom, I'd just have this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ attitude. You're a little ♥♥♥♥♥! You can't get out of the corner?! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE ARCADE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN?! Wake up and smell the butt hash, moron. If you like this game - you're gonna have to be a little bit nicer. Or else you're gonna be stuck playing against Ghetto-D for the rest of your life. Just saying. It's a great game, but you gotta be a little bit nicer. Anyway let's leave, this guy's probably mad.

ugly cheeked old man

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