tu sabia que tem um túnel sob a ocean blvd?

Don't you feel sorry for me?
Please don't you murder me!
We are both platanitos!
Both of us grow on trees!
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It's true. It's true and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away, and then the baby lost its legs, and its arms and now he's nothing but a stump, but I still take care of it with my wife and it's growing and it's fairly happy, but it's difficult 'cause I've been working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table, but all the love and I see that little guy's face makes worth it in the end. [mini pauses] True story.

Dearest mother. Oh how the heart yearns to inpart upon thee the splender and magnificence of the four seasons orlando. Imagine, if you will, a realm where luxury and tranquility entwine like threads of finely woven tapestry: As the morning sun doth crest the horizon, casting its golden rays upon verdant grounds, one is greeted by a panorama of unparallel beauty. The gardens: Meticulously tended, burst forth with flora of every hue and fragrance. Each blossom, a testament to natures artistry. The air, sweet and crisp, carries with it the gentle melodies of bird in harmonious chorus: a serenade to greet the dawn.

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i'm SO clumsy UwU I really didn't mean to drop shack pallet at 5 gens when the killer wasn't around like that, the noise of the skill check and then the generator exploding really gave me quite the startle yknow? :3 I just got really scared and i'm SOWWY don't be mad at me 🥺 I'm just a bunny feng who's new to dead by daylight, I'm in need of a big, strong man to teach me how to loop pallets and rub totems.. 👉👈 o-oh? you have.. 6,495 hours? i-in dbd?? you're legacy too? OMG you must be so good at this game :3 so like.. you wanna teach me to be good at dbd? 🥺👉👈maybe 1 on 1 lessons? omg UwU we can loop the killer together and show em who's boss >:3 it'd be SO cool, what do you think? I can also put your name in my steam/discord bio with a lot of hearts around it and the date of our first lesson together HEHE just 2 let everyone know you're teaching me how to play dbd 🥰 did you wanna start tonight?UwU :33 O-oh? I'll be the survivor? O-okay *readies up shyly*