Recent reviews by TastefulDadNudes

10/10 SWAT Horror

It's not the best Dragon Age, but the combat and traversal is LEAGUES better than anything Bioware has ever done. The story took me 60+ hours to beat and I enjoyed it all the way through. Sure, it doesn't have the depth of choices that some of the other games had, but it's definitely not the worst Dragon Age and I look forward to seeing what Bioware does next.

A Lovecraftian walking simulator with run/hide mechanics on a Scottish oil rig in the middle of the North Sea. Extremely high quality and you can tell the devs really put their heart and soul into this 5+ hour story. Also, it has some of the best horror game voice acting I've ever heard. Caz is a fantastic protagonist and does a great job of making you feel like an every man.

Truly a masterpiece. A beautiful, horrifying, and stressful game that somehow makes you want to keep coming back for more punishment. For a remake of an already amazing game, this is somehow better. No game is perfect, but this game comes damn near close for a psychological horror game.

As somebody who has never gone deep sea fishing, this is exactly what I imagine it's like.

This game is just further proof that no one comes close to making Cyberpunk/Neo-Noir games quite as well as the Polish.

It's not the Half-Life we wanted, but it's the Half-Pife we need right now.

This is the only game I've played that lets me equip my dead wife. 10/10

Even if you don't like turn-based RPGs (like me), you owe it to yourself to experience this game. I firmly believe this has to be one of, if not THE best, games made in the past 20 years. Every moment feels like a labor of love and Larian studios absolutely blew away my already high expectations brought over from Divinity II.

I'm walking in the dark when I run into my friend. I notice my friend is breathing weird and his name above his head has some strange characters in it. I cautiously remind him that we need fuel for the generator. He turns to me, grabs me, and starts stabbing me repeatedly as I hear in the distance "that's not me, I'm in the other room".

10/10 one of the coolest and most haunting horror co-op moments of my life.