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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:54am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:15am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:53am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:34am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:33am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:31am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:15am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:31am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:17am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 6:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:10am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:43am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:06am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:25am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:07am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:36am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:56pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:48am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:03am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 12:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 1:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:53pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:27am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:09am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 4:00am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:35pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:17am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:14am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:43am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:26am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:11am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:10am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:21am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:54am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:43am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:00am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 10:11am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 1:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:14am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 3:05am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 1:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:06pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:30am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:18am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 6:46pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:43pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:52pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 2:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:16am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:54am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:54am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:20am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 7:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 10:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:50am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:56am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:50am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:27am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:37am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:31am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 5:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:04am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 2:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:28am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:30am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:43am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:28am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 8:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 1:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:57am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:49am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:14am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:53am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 10:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:57am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:39am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:36am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 2:28am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:11pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:55pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:46am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:27am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 4:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:24am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:27am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 12:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:27am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 7:55pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:54am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:20am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 2:27am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 12:36am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:59am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 3:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:33am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:28am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 12:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 5:22am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 12:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 6:35am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 4:22am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 11:53pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 8:01pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:04am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 5:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 5:32am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:59am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:45am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:23am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:35am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:08am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:26am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 4:48am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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