Gaben Giveth and Gaben Taketh
I believe in Ed Roberts the Father almighty, creator of computers.
I believe in Gabe Newell, his only Son, our Lord.
He was conceived by the power of the Holy Linux and born of the Steam.
Under consoles, He was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended to the Paid Mods. On the third day he rose again.
He ascended into PCMR and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again to judge peasants and fanboys.
I believe in the Holy Linux,
the holy Steam Church, the Crossfire of GPUs,
the forgiveness of peasantry,
the resurrection of the hardware,
and the software everlasting.
Amen.