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Jazmin 🙇🏻‍♀ 2020 年 3 月 14 日 上午 12:25 
Against his wishes, a math teacher's classroom was remodeled. Ever
since, he's been talking about the good old dais. His students planted a small
orchard in his honor; the trees all have square roots.

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The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and
fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are
drifting side by side to our common doom.
- Clarence Darrow

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Zoe: "Are those grenades?"

Jayne: "Cap'n doesn't want 'em."

Zoe: "We're robbing the place. We're not occupying it."

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Life is full of surprises but never when you need one.
-- Calvin
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Sic transit gloria Monday!
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A: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy, Sleepy, & Grumpy
Q: Who were the Democratic presidential candidates?

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He jests at scars who never felt a wound.
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"

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mTvツ 2016 年 11 月 28 日 上午 7:58 
cant believe u wasted 1,7k hours to get a vac XD