After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

3.7/10

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yarr....a pirate, and a girl? lifts eyepatch, eyes bulge out, my parrot squacks "Braaawwwk! Thar she blows!", i thump my pegleg on the ground like a horny rabbit, sound of a dock bell being rung as i sway from side, my pirate hat lifts a foot off my head, popeye theme plays, my tongue rolls out to reveal a picture of the jolly roger which proceeds to animate and wolf whistel yarr!!! my parrot knocks me on the head lile a woodpecker yar!! what ye be doin, polly? my parrot grabs mw by the collar with one wing and slaps me with the other yarr... i shake my head rapidly, regain my composure, adjust my pirate hat er...ye be lookin beautiful today, matey

This guy ripped me off at Green Mountain trader don't trade with him.

all this guy does is climb virtual buildings wtf