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Pretty good game, when it decides to randomly become the worlds most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficulty on the other hand; not so much. Weapons feel fun and good to use, when your at low level. Something about being high level is so bothersome, things that were manageable turn into full blown boss fights based off of health. You almost have to rely on fire arms, and that's just a ♥♥♥♥ way to play based off of all perks and the way the game is played its self. Co-op would fix most of these problems with dmg output alone but on solo its just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous.

There is still a mission breaking glitch where after 15 minutes of the mission Fisson. One of the NPC's will sit outside of the elevator you need to get into. He will do nothing. Kill him and get met with "Friendly fire will not be tolerated". Well Advanced Warfare; I only tolerate good games that don't have game breaking bugs when this game has been out for 10 years at this point. ♥♥♥♥ you COD.

This game is amazing it's probably the best Dragon Ball game out there. But the Piccolo fight with 17 has me pissed and this is my only way of venting. You have to clear a fight with both Android 17 and Cell. And you have to do it within roughly 1:30 seconds because if you take any more than half a health bar of damage (like one combo) Cell will come in and absorb Android 17 (within 30 seconds of taking half the health bar) and you literally can't do anything about it. You have to also restart mid mission if you think you'll lose because even tho cell absorbed 17 the game counts it as a Win so you have to sit thru 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cut scenes in case you didn't restart in time. Another issue is it's multiplayer. Poor connections, lag switching, along with just finding a good match in general is hard to do unless you have friends that play. The only other issue is just blast spam. Even if you find a good match it will be 90% the other person running and just spamming blasts. Some play styles work like that but most don't. And Jenemba? His fat form is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Hope you have fun getting loop hit into an invisible wall until your character dies. Because you can't block out of it and you can't use attacks or swap characters because you have to wait for your character to get up. The only time this won't happen is if your a giant character as well.

It's got about 20 hours of fun even with mods. Very repetitive game loop. Buy equipment, run in, find stuff, maybe die, come back to ship, repeat. Congrats to the guy who made it, I'm very happy for his success but he already got my 10 bucks, I don't need to suck his ♥♥♥♥ as well.

Being a new player feels like absolute ♥♥♥♥. Want to be a useful part of the team? I hope you like playing for 10 hours of getting your ♥♥♥♥ and balls pushed in until you unlock a new weapon that also sucks ♥♥♥♥. The UI is clunky it's just not very responsive. The maps are super open garbage, these places just don't feel lived in. Stuttering at times and even with a wired connection I still get packet errors and connection problems. Along with server errors that will connect you after 2-4 minutes and as soon as you get into the lobby you are kicked to the main menu. As someone who played the ♥♥♥♥ out of Battlefield 1 I would much rather play that. I'll give it this tho, graphics are pretty good, but textures look a bit flat. Weapon selection while not as good as other games they are very detailed and look very pretty. That's about all I gotta say. This game is worth 10$ and nothing more.

Pretty decent emulator, so not too bad. If you want to play it like how it originally was; this is the way to do it. Looking for a better and more interactive port? nah, id just get another emulator online. Plenty of forums and mod pages with assistance in getting them running and allowing more settings and up scaling

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It's a love and hate relationship. This game is really good but when 1 zombie can hold me in place while I'm running from a horde it pisses me off. It ruined a 8+ hour run on a server. The hordes camp your corpse, and on the particular server I was on, they camped my spawn location. It is literally impossible for me to continue on that server until the restart.

Yes I know its supposed to be hard but come on, there are just come actions that a teenager could do that these people can't. Even with high strength and agility including perks.