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12,723.7 hrs on record (9,606.8 hrs at review time)
This game is digital crack. Starts off as a harmless $10 pass time and ends up ruining your life by draining your bank account and making you want to end yourself in the slowest way possible

10/10
Posted 7 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
299.3 hrs on record (197.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Chicken is now my diet, chicken is now my life!


10/10 game , ofcouse early access causes a few hitches and glitches , but ive gotten a solid 180+ hours of good games and banter in this.

So from me , a great 10/10 <3


now how bout some chicken?
Posted 20 April, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
262.4 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
Definately my go to game during a cold winter :3 it's gotten alot of love from the dev's over the span of adding "Wintermute" story mode and its a game for everyone whom likes survival games , from the easiest difficulty to the hardest everyone should have a go :3 4.5/5



My mother always said "You can't live off of just soda!"

She was wrong.
Posted 30 January, 2016. Last edited 18 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4,910.5 hrs on record (1,447.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
You can set the water on fire.
You can survive gunshots to the head.
You can tank a grenade from point-blank and still survive.
You can chase chickens.
Chickens can(t) chase you.
You can only kill a fish if you throw a nade in the water. Shooting them with guns of any caliber will not harm them at all (Why no fish scales-made armor?! )
You can fall from 20 meters and still run perfectly fine after that.
You can get shot in your arm and still be 100% accurate.
You can lose all of your money(real money,for skins) and not get anything good.
Digital knives actually cost more than real knives.
You can lose your mind.
You can't swim.
Chickens.
10/10
Posted 20 September, 2014. Last edited 13 January, 2016.
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