So you're going by "Petty King Dave" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag,
it's Freddy from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to
give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target
lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you
had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and
drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser?
Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.. :v:

+rep believed everything I told him about buttplugs when all I really did was give him a recipe for banana bread and replaced "banana" with "buttplug"

+rep had the courage to seek advice about buttplugs

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Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Hey, Satsuki Kiryuin! I'm an admin from PinkieCraft ️‍🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $2500 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horsecock" nicknamed "Chetnik ♥♥♥♥er" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you <3