Do you like to get down and dirty around decay? Do you wanna ♥♥♥♥ among some fungi? The title says it all. I'm just a cold babe livin a moldy bedroom lookin for a lady. The jury's out on whether or not this musty love nest might be hazardous, but what's the fun in doin it without a little danger? The mattress isn't directly on the composting carpet so while you won't be manhandling the mildew, you'll still be having sex while swimming in spores.
You bring a jacket, I'll make a mix tape. I'm hot to trot and surrounded by rot.