Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been a naughty girl even, ok, and if you were a naughty girl you would also be my dirty little ♥♥♥♥ right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cumslut. Now let’s say that you’re also daddy’s girl, now that we’ve established you’re both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking, am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

Lorde seems like the type of chick that would seem pretty cool but then take MDMA at a party and start talking in a fake British accent and being really aggressive and chaotic.

She seems like she would be deceptively physically strong and I can picture her being high as a kite and just cornering me at a party and being like:

Lorde: *British accent* "Yeah yeah hey lit'l man, you like Lorde hm Gov? You like Royals n' that!?"

Me: *Cowering against the wall* "Yes Lorde I like Royals."

Lorde: *Grabs my wrist and starts twisting it* "Yeah I bet ya do ya lil man, I bet ye ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Royals don't ye!?"

Me: *Writhing in pain but unable to free my wrist* "Yes! Yes! I said I like it.... you're hurting me!"

Lorde: *Squeezes the entirety of my genitals in one of her strong, pale hands as she whispers in my ear* "Yeah Gov I know ye ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Royals ey?"

dun ignore meeeee

Gimme some of them H town street cats. aye yah G

get out weebs

If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral cause I'd be looking for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everybody you care about including me ( if we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ). If I don't receive one back , I understand. See how many times you get this back. If you get 13+ , then youa real ♥♥♥♥♥