This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.

I am sexually attracted to the letter Q.

I am sexually attracted to the letter Q. I don't know why, it's weird. Every time someone dares to mention the word "question" or "quizzically" I furiously start w*nking off to it nonstop.

This can cause problems, as once I was in maths class and my teacher asked, "do you have any questions" and my whole class looked in horror as I leaked throughout the entire lesson.

Don't even get me started on r/TheLetterQ, that ♥♥♥♥ turns me on like a button turns on a robot. All I have to do is look at one post and it grows a whole metre.

How do I stop this? Is there support for q-sexual people? Where to start? Sorry, I'm lost.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. It was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.