Recent reviews by HalfJamaican

If I didn't waste hours of time grinding on what seemed to be a painfully drawn out intro sequence, I would've returned it already. I really wanted to give this game a chance, so I kept playing it. But after struggling to make a house on a planet, I decided to complete a tedious side quest as I had run out of money and supplies. I then tried warping to my ship which then teleported me to the outside of my ship, killing me instantly. I lost all my items to an unreachable area, thus making the game unplayable. So yeah, there's no way in hell I'm going to waste another 17 hours of my life to do that all over again.

It's like playing with hotwheels as a kid but they are fully destructible and your mom doesn't get mad at you for destroying your sick collection of hotwheels cars.

> playing FarCry 3, just started
> come across "occupied garrison"
> pieceofcake.jpeg
> zipline in
> gets obliterated
> slam random green button and retreat
> "megashields offline"
> http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/11/06/635823767497200769-586523197_Andy-Dwyer-OMG.gif
> mfw dragon and two buddies charge through gates killing everyone in a matter of 15 seconds
> 10/10

This is probably one of the best games in existance.