2024
" i like getting my ears pierced when i'm anxious " - Marina
" every time you messaged me I got immediate sickness " - Molly
" i heard you had a child *gets out giant lighter* " - Robin
" i need to take your ♥♥♥ to impregnate the king of hawaii! " - Sparky
" interesting how your gibberish doesn't sound very European " - Robin
" you know who would love these? the birds. " - Billager (eating an entire box of Edam crackers)
" ah josh lugg, my racist pig farmer friend... " - Friday
" i want the little boy to spread " - Sparky (talking about his sharks)
" i'd be a bus driver! do you think they'd teach me how to ride a bike? " - Robin

2023
" obviously i'm sad about the Ukraine war but- " - Sparky
" if I had sh!td!ck I'd tell you "- Max (in a hot tub in Florence, Italy)
" if you sell something are you buying money? "- Max (on a terraza in Naples, Italy)
" you're a tunneller - I'm a digger " - Max (eating ice cream in Catania, Italy)
" bastards! i wanted them to assassinate martin luther king! " - Sparky (on Minions)
" who am I to judge? i'm just a fat ass dog " - Maggie (on the Factory Foreman)
" I played pickleball with Joe Borg this summer " - Fiona

2022
" haha dad is so nice :) " - Sparky (when dad lets him play MvM)
" people do 3D cuts of cheese mate you can do anything! " - Jack (on AI Art)

2021
" my problem isn't how much chicken I can fit in my computer " - Sparky (on the KFC Computer)
" what's the pentagon up to? " - Sparky (on Jan 6th)
" penish " - Billager
" EAT THE MUD, HU-MAN! " - Max (imitating Arthur Morgan)
" yo thanks for leaving me in the loop MAN! " - Joe (during Pummel Party)

2020
" i am so fat i can't wear clothes " - Billager
" i nearly threw up out my nose " - Billager
" penicillin is all foods " - Max
" homosapiens, it's nice " - Max

2019
" tell that to my 13 year old wife " - Khail
" i want to be put away for rape " - Joe

2018
" they took all my frickin' gags dude! I'm PO'd! " - Maggie
" i heard superbiomes cause lag " - Sir Nerd
" i'm gonna rip open your scrotum and suck the ♥♥♥ out of it " - Sir Nerd
" would you ♥♥♥♥ her autistic destroyed mouth? " - Jason (on H**)
" if i don't play fortnite i have to run people over with my car " - Jason
" i cut my gut " - Jason (on Meme Couple)
" I'm gonna makem my purchase of a GIANT cookie! " - Sparky (when trapped)
" sheldon wears green shirts! " - Sparky
" give it to me, put it in! " - Maggie
" I once paid 79p to get extra thunder noise on a rain noise app " - Izzy
" IM IN A BAD MOOD BECAUSE YOU WERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUDE " - Sid

2017
" I GOT THREE JELLYBEANS!!!! " - Maggie
" cancer is just really bad RNG " - Jason
" sometimes it's fun to talk about mom " - Jason
" maybe you should treat your kids well instead of locking them in WALLS " - Etarts (on John's Sims Gameplay)
" OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD, OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD! I'M IN A COMA! " - Jason
" i'm gonna make a hat in time review but every first letter spells out "V**** is a man"! " - John
" what's a gamerscore? " - Maggie
" It's endearing ♥♥♥♥♥! " - Jason
" I love creepin' out creepy girls! " - Smiffy

2016
" sorry my dad dropped his box of toenails " - jack (on a loud noise)
" i want squidward to be happy " - Tom (Stalker)
" golf ball hole " - Angry Generic
" does autistic people breathe? " - Angry Generic
" you got bad ears " - Angry Generic
" i didn't even say does autistic breathe! " - Angry Generic
" i'm going to jingle jangle your ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth " - Friday (upon hearing keys)
" that's a qoot " - Tom (Stalker)
" I want penis because i'm gay! " - Friday
" babies balls are really cute " - Friday (when discussing mooseknuckles)
" Didn't you like ♥♥♥♥ a 15 year old when it were a fetus? " - Friday
" I HAD MY VOLUME UP AND THAT ♥♥♥♥ STILL HURT ME EARS " - Tom (Stalker)
" Im the Man who eat sandwich. " - Steven (on downloading Minecraft)
" Stand next to people's ears and yell "WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT, AND DON'T THINK WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO WEED 'EM OUT! " - Sharon Shark (on Wordner)
" maybe....I'M yogscast... " - Tom (Stalker)
" bow wow says mr. dog " - Friday
" i was staring at the baby while playing with my balls " - Friday
" i'm literally looking at 5 year olds naked " - Konica
" it's tempting. you know i love 13 year olds " - Tom (Stalker)
" rainbow dash plays minecraft is on there TWICE! " - Generic
" look into her eyes as you ♥♥♥♥ on her lap " - Friday
" I've been watching Brazillians give an armadillo water " - Dave

2015
" See, it's a fruit, because it's a banana. " - Tom (Stalker)
" My Dad rubbed one out in my spaghetti " - Tom (Stalker)
" I want you to be the first person to successfully kill me " - Tom (Stalker))
" ♥♥♥♥ YOU VOTCY ILL KIL LYOU DUCKER ABAY TO DIS XAUD ROYY WILL I I W8L LDESYOY YOU VITCH " - Tom (Stalker)