Recent reviews by harri

i recommend this game

just don't get it

insanely and ridiculously overpriced.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moneygrabbing
broken ui - constant bugs and glitches
cannot play singleplayer campaign offline. any steam or battlenet downtime and you get booted from whatever you are doing.
audio level resets every single time you launch.
insane updates that make you restart the game like five times.
gameplay and mechanics that encourage camping still in 2023
they removed shipment 24/7 because people were progressing too fast (not allowed)
next cod coming out in november! :)

reddit downvote until they add achievements

Paunch 2

sweet

this is a good game!

This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you

hurts a lot to say something bad about an edmund game but after fully completing this i just have to be honest with myself - it's incredibly boring, a total lack of gameplay variety, a very small amount of trinkets/items etc, unnecessary manufactured difficulty due to above points and even after all this time - the thing is full to the brim with bugs that will softlock (and hardlock) your runs and force you to restart. just really disappointed.

the art is fantastic - the music and VO is great and it still has that mcmillen feel to it - i do like playing it. but it's nowhere near as polished as it should be.

it's cheaper than buying a table, and it's like you have a box under that table with infinite games inside it