I AM a copypasta connoisseur (just look at my storied post history and 20,000 karma) and what you just posted was WRONG. It is not the “you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the joke” copypasta. That is a PRETENTIOUS title dreamed up by the new users on this sub who have no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ they’re talking about. It’s actually the “you did the joke wrong” copypasta. As can be found in the original post. Do your own research before looking like a person with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for brains. Thanks.

signed by Me.

“That was a mighty game of Rocket League.”

President Joe Biden froze, and slowly turned towards the voice.

It was angelic, and he could recognise it anywhere.

“Donald,” he said, trying to keep his voice even. “It’s a pleasure to play with you,” he said, while he was thinking ‘if only’ in his mind.

“You’ve got nothing on me.”

“And what do you have on me?” Biden challenged. “The attack on the capital was your doing-”

“Sir,” Trump said, walking up to Biden and getting in his face. “Are you trying to imply that the people of this great nation don’t have their own free will? Are you trying to imply that they’re my mindless mutts that I can set on the capital whenever I want?”

Biden watched as Trump's orange face transformed into red.

His heart thundered in his chest as he wondered what shade his face would turn if he was straddling the former president.

He tried to keep that thought from his mind.

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sleepy joe :(

+rep good teammer, even tho is bri-ish

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