This is why Radiohead is the most intelligent band in the history of the human race and potentially the universe. No other band has ever played around with time signatures. It is very clever. It is evidence that Radiohead requires a high IQ to be understood.

I was talking to a friend earlier today (he likes mumble rap. I know right 🤢) and I was trying to explain the time signature on Pyramid Song and you know what he said? He said "I don't get it. It just sounds like a normal sad piano song but it's sung by a weird vocalist with a closed eye. It's not clever it's just confusing". Well of course you're confused, Tom, you like Lil Xan and Migos so of course you don't get it. Also you're failing psychology. If you weren't failing psychology, like me, maybe you'd understand just how clever Radiohead is.

It's a band for intellectuals who understand how to count time signatures. If you can't count time signatures then you probably can't count in general and you must be stupid. You can keep your Lil Yachty. I'm gonna go make a smart choice and do my homework while listening to Subterranean Homesick Alien (THEY'RE ALL UPTIGHT UPTIGHT UPTIGHT UPTIGHT UPTIGHT).

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eh, excuse me, did you just say you actually LIKE creep? sorry, but let me tell you that's objectively the worst song ever made and i'll explain you why: first of all, i am a TRUE radiohead fan, that means i have all their discography in CD and vinyl EXCEPT for Pablo Honey. I catched the rhythm of Pyramid Song the first time I heard it, i can easily perform Pull/Pulk Revolving Doors by using my hands and my mouth. I don't listen to Radiohead on spotify because i know Thom Yorke watches and judges me when i do it.

Creep represents the worst side of Radiohead, to the point of being hated by the band itself. Oh, thinking about that song just makes me want to throw up. It should be called CRAP, AMARITE? im glad i can actually THINK FOR MYSELF and DISLIKE that song. You just can NOT compare that piece of poopoo with the rest of their music.

listen, im serious here, i believe that if someone likes Creep, that person is GENUINELY DUMB. what? Amnesiac B-Sides are TOO MUCH for you? haha, let me tell you, i've been listening to harsh noise for the past 3 years and Fast-Track just sounds like a lullaby for me.

don't ever talk to me again, creep, haha.

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