Hi I'm looking for a cuck slave (preferably married or dating but wtv's fine) who's willing to obey my every single command and get freaky and dirty( dont just say you're dirty u better back it up) with his master. must be able to mic and cam NOW and is open to sharing and being degraded, the weirder and freakier you are the better. Dms open at your own risk

Basically I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had ♥♥♥ leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

I can't stop fapping to the guy who owns this steam profile. I can't. Someone stop me.

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happiest day of my life, having sex with wife, just about to coom. then this nerd busted through the bedroom window said his name Mr Breast i was so suprised i forgot to take out my appendage from woman & there was 100,000 pregnancy tests on my driveway what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

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i physically cannot stop myself from saying "bruh moment" whenever i react to anything. What was originally a rather humorous saying has evolved to now an impulsive, uncontrollable behavior that consumes me whenever i have to react to something. From "holy crap" and omg to "bruh" all that is said now is "bruh moment". "bruh moment" this "bruh moment". my family died. bruh moment. im having the time of my life. bruh moment. i just wanted to be cool and say something original. bruh moment. little did i know the horrors that came from bruh moment. im doomed. bruh moment. this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. bruh moment. bruh sound effect. b r u h m o m e n t. bruh.

Man, it's a real challenge. We should have the utmost respect for those people and what they deal with. First time I tried to go down on my Japanese girlfriend, I couldn't find anything in all that pixelation. I tried and tried, but either I came away with a mouthful of pubes, or a tongue a few shades too brown. We decided, right, let's take it back to basics, this'll work—went in for the insertion, but she squealed in a pained rage as I hit the tighter cave trying to navigate through that pixel maze. And to my horror, it's contagious! I haven't seen my ♥♥♥♥ unpixelated in nearly five years now. Respect the Japanese—it's a marvel that they've come this far with this terrible affliction.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off.

HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Now I'm no scientist but I've always wondered why he's so fast and after studying his races for 6 weeks I've come to the conclusion that its because he runs with a boner and here's why. So aerodynamically speaking a boner cuts through the wind resistance better than a flabby ♥♥♥♥ a flabby ♥♥♥♥ acts almost like a parachute adding wind resistance to the runner thus slowing him down. But Usain runs with boner thus acting like a spear cutting through the wind making the wind have the smallest affect on him. Where as his opponents flabby ♥♥♥♥♥ slow them down. I do believe he uses performance enhancing drugs (viagra) to get and keep these race winning boners. Thank you for taking the time to read my research paper

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+rep big ♥♥♥♥ no ♥♥♥♥ Kappa

one time my wife walked in and caught me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ our daughter

idk whats more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the fact that i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ our daughter, or the fact that the clinic gave me the aborted fetus

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I just asked for help to login my "My Space".

He started visiting the restaurants, drinking vodka with cherry juice. He was inviting me, but i told him: 'Vanichka, let's better play dotka, or we will suck major ♥♥♥♥ soon. A ♥♥♥♥ so big that we would choke on it.' But he didn't understand. He thought he achieved it all. 'A major ♥♥♥♥? I'll take it'. And you know, when your teammate wants to suck a huge ♥♥♥♥, you take it with him. Because it is all bound, we are all bound in the team. Because team is a complete mechanism. If it's not a complete mechanism, you will not win TI. Thats the conclusion i made for myself.

This man is lit 🔥 +rep

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Why so dellusional?

I can see a fanboy, a 50 year old virgin at that, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizard

This profile looks like a tryhard wannabe dishonored fan
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We don't talk anymore like we used to do we don't talk anymore what was all of it for?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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