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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:44pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:07pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:19pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:39am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:41am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:40am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:43am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:48pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 9:39am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:59pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:19pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:58pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:11pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 8:52pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:38pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:31pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:04pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:05pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:39pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:38am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:08am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 3:13am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:49pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 2:06pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 3:32pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:02pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:19pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 10:20am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 1:45pm