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Scully: Mulder, you have never remembered my birthday in the
four years I've known you.
Mulder: That's the way I like to celebrate 'em, every four
years. It's like dog years that way...
Scully: Dog years? Thank you....
Mulder: You're welcome. Oh, I got somthin' for ya...
Scully: Oh you've got to be kidding me!
Mulder: It's just something that reminded me of you.
Scully: What? An alien implant?
Mulder: Two actually. I made 'em into earrings.

"The X-Files: Tempus Fugit"

Scully: (after Mulder's explained something weird) That's spooky!
Mulder: That's my name, isn't it?

"The X-Files: Oubliette"
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Hi, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

me: "Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, Ridicule."
Ridadick: "That's not a very nice thing to say."
me: "Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, Ridicule."

lololololololololololololgetit?

ridicule: lives with a hope something amazing has happened. Realizes nothing amazing happens. Yea i mean duh nothing amazing happens when ur a middle-scool loser with no frends. the most amazing thing that could happen would be the crisper sleeve on his hotpockets working so he could eat a more than half crispy hot pocket

told me someone added him to his friends list, I said wow lol who would want to do that

lol ridicule asked me why im doing this and i had to tell him its cause hes a loser with no friends. he cried. i find that funny. lol its funny when lil boys cry