Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Rotund be thy shape
Thy Half-Life (never) come
Thy will be done in Rust
as it is in VALVe
Give us this day our daily sulfur
And forgive us our raiding
as we forgive those who raid alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thy kingdom is the VALVe
the Steam, and the Rust
Forever and ever
Gaben