I’m testing the elasticity of my spit while I’m typing this.

~no, you’re the gayest gaylord that shall ever exist~

Pour a semi, pull up to the cribby, uh licky licky, licky on my blicky, uh

+rep gigachad

-rep no matter what I did, no matter how much I tried to stop him, he would not, and could not stop hacking in the game of CSGO I was playing with him. He used aimbots like they were going out of style, he would micspam like he was going to be killed if he didn't, and he would bust a nut on his monitor everytime he thought he won, but in reality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost, because he is an uneducated piece of ♥♥♥♥ who assumes he's good at games, but actually has no idea how to play them. Do I reccomend this player to you? No. Do I ever want to be in a game with this player again? No. Do I think this player should have ever even gone near Steam, or the Internet in general? No I do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not. There is nothing you can do. This person is an absolute madman. I do not reccomend you ever attempt to play any game, ever, with this person, and on top of all of this, he attempted to scam me out of my knife. But did I let that happen? No, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ didn't.

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